{"id":963,"date":"2012-11-07T21:28:29","date_gmt":"2012-11-08T05:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alteritas.net\/GXL\/?p=963"},"modified":"2015-05-25T14:45:48","modified_gmt":"2015-05-25T21:45:48","slug":"what-an-avocado-can-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/GXL\/?p=963","title":{"rendered":"What an Avocado Can Do"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Cathedral at Cuetzalan del Progresso, Puebla, Mexico<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Friends in Laguna Beach who are lucky enough to have a wild avocado tree growing above their modest terrace right near the beach casually passed on a specimen of the perfectly ripe fruit which fall down upon them. I could try to describe the sensations of tasting it, but this choice of words already tells you I am talking about more than mere flavours. Let me put it this way: its impact was immediately destructive of time and place.<\/p>\n

Now that is what I call food.<\/p>\n

I was beamed not necessarily up but at least back thirty years to when I used to hang out with my friend Richard in the cloud forest of the Sierra del Norte in an old colonial town since become very touristy,\u00a0Cuetzalan del Progresso<\/a>. We ate so many avocados that I forgot their ubiquitous presence in our diet.<\/p>\n

It turns out that the Mexican group of avocados evolved in the \u201crelatively cool subtropical highlands\u201d there (per Harold McGee). This perhaps explains why they are so happy in Laguna Beach, which, California Dreamin’ aside, is submerged most of the time under the chill of the Pacific marine layer.<\/p>\n

A few posts back I put up the image of an avocado carved for the Day of the Dead like a miniature jack-o-lantern. It was a poor little pebbly-skinned Hass avocado, which stems from the Guatamalan family and is the sub-species chosen by the food industry for sacrifice on the altar of\u00a0super-marketing. Dressed with sufficient garlic and spices, they do have some taste.<\/p>\n

But what I had for dinner tonight was something of a different order, though roughly the same species.\u00a0One bite and the above image flashed before my ears, the view over the\u00a0z\u00f3calo<\/em>\u00a0in front of\u00a0the cathedral in Cuetzalan from the little\u00a0posado\u00a0<\/em>where I would transition during my visits.<\/p>\n

For the record, avocado comes from the Nahuatl\u00a0ahuacatl<\/em>, which means testicle.<\/p>\n

No: I am not going to concoct a recipe for a fricass\u00e9 of mountain oysters in chipotle avocado sauce. This would be beyond the bounds even of glossy Bon App\u00e9tit<\/em> food porn.<\/p>\n

One raw real living avocado with a scattering of pepper, salt and chopped onion plus a sprinkling of freshly-squeezed lime was enough to produce\u00a0tele-transportation.<\/p>\n

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Friends in Laguna Beach who are lucky enough to have a wild avocado tree growing above their modest terrace right near the beach casually passed on a specimen of the perfectly ripe fruit which fall down upon them. I could try to describe the sensations of tasting it, but this choice of words already tells … <\/p>\n

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