{"id":306,"date":"2012-05-16T17:27:26","date_gmt":"2012-05-17T00:27:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/?page_id=306"},"modified":"2022-09-12T16:48:22","modified_gmt":"2022-09-12T23:48:22","slug":"puss-and-boots","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/inventory\/puss-and-boots\/","title":{"rendered":"Puss and Boots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">A cat allowed her table scraps\u2028<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">is how it has begun, this dim<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">Dutch I\u2019ve heard for years\u2028<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">and now must learn.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Dishes fix the azimuth<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">of which one caught your words,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u201cSomething\u2019s <em>wrong<\/em>. I watch\u2028<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">myself as if I am not here\u201d.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">A dial tone replaced your voice,\u2028<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">the response I couldn\u2019t find.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">The clever kitty scoots away.\u2028<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">The waiter makes his rounds.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Harried, he speaks in Dutch<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">I somehow understand.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">He leaves. I try these sounds\u2028<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">to the lure the puddy back again.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201cDear Boots, now but the moon<br \/>\ncan bounce my worry back to you.<br \/>\nWe are both cats, must live<br \/>\nfrom paw to mouth like them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cat allowed her table scraps\u2028 is how it has begun, this dim Dutch I\u2019ve heard for years\u2028 and now must learn.\u00a0 Dishes fix the azimuth of which one caught your words, \u201cSomething\u2019s wrong. I watch\u2028 myself as if I am not here\u201d.\u00a0 A dial tone replaced your voice,\u2028 the response I couldn\u2019t find. The &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/inventory\/puss-and-boots\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Puss and Boots&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":3496,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-306","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=306"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4652,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/306\/revisions\/4652"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}