{"id":4420,"date":"2021-09-23T14:39:21","date_gmt":"2021-09-23T21:39:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/?page_id=4420"},"modified":"2021-09-23T14:43:04","modified_gmt":"2021-09-23T21:43:04","slug":"portable-electric-chair","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/juvenilia-or-abandoned-poems\/portable-electric-chair\/","title":{"rendered":"Portable Electric Chair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is no sleep in the calm<br \/>\ncommotion of dreams.<br \/>\nDoctors\u00a0probe my body with<br \/>\nslivers and saucers of steel.<br \/>\nPostmen take notes.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe this is my year<br \/>\nfor a new birthday suit.<br \/>\nThey are less daring than they look,<br \/>\nand no one knows what I know<br \/>\nabout my hands and balls and joints.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, these collapsable lapses,<br \/>\nthese fold-away faults.<\/p>\n<p>In the bargain basement<br \/>\nof my mind I find<br \/>\nmy portable plug-in electric chair.<\/p>\n<p>I squeal &#8212; and ignite.<br \/>\nAnd there is no sleep<br \/>\nin its ghastly light<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is no sleep in the calm commotion of dreams. Doctors\u00a0probe my body with slivers and saucers of steel. Postmen take notes. Maybe this is my year for a new birthday suit. They are less daring than they look, and no one knows what I know about my hands and balls and joints. Ah, these &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/juvenilia-or-abandoned-poems\/portable-electric-chair\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Portable Electric Chair&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":4379,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4420","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4420"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4425,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4420\/revisions\/4425"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}