{"id":5868,"date":"2026-08-14T15:57:47","date_gmt":"2026-08-14T22:57:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/?page_id=5868"},"modified":"2026-08-14T16:06:35","modified_gmt":"2026-08-14T23:06:35","slug":"trigger-warning","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/first-lines\/inventory\/trigger-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"Trigger Warning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>His last orgasm will come<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"><br \/>\n<\/span>one day while beating<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"><br \/>\n<\/span>off, spurts of cum<br \/>\nsputtering to figments of eating<br \/>\nout, deliciously combined<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"><br \/>\n<\/span>with a blowjob in sixty-nine<br \/>\nor other random acts<br \/>\nof oral-genital tact.<br \/>\nNo need for special effects,<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"><br \/>\n<\/span>though it&#8217;s hard to get it up<br \/>\nwithout needing to shtup.<br \/>\nSoon there\u2019ll be no sex<br \/>\nat all, anonymous<br \/>\nor even autonomous.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*<\/p>\n<p><i>This will come across as the ejaculations of a smutty old man,<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/i><i>but the numerical posture in question was one of my first<br \/>\n<\/i><i>spontaneous adolescent masturbatory fantasies.<\/i><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>His last orgasm will come one day while beating off, spurts of cum sputtering to figments of eating out, deliciously combined with a blowjob in sixty-nine or other random acts of oral-genital tact. No need for special effects, though it&#8217;s hard to get it up without needing to shtup. Soon there\u2019ll be no sex at &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/first-lines\/inventory\/trigger-warning\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Trigger Warning&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":3496,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5868","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5868"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5870,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5868\/revisions\/5870"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}