{"id":5905,"date":"2026-08-31T07:36:15","date_gmt":"2026-08-31T14:36:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/?page_id=5905"},"modified":"2026-08-31T12:03:58","modified_gmt":"2026-08-31T19:03:58","slug":"reminiscences-of-hubcap-by-johnny-leblanc","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/first-lines\/inventory\/reminiscences-of-hubcap-by-johnny-leblanc\/","title":{"rendered":"Reminiscences of HubCap by Johnny LeBlanc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first time HupCap noticed it,<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 1rem;\">his PD, he\u2019d got up to take a shit<\/span><br \/>\nIn the middle of the night. Used to fumbling<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"><br \/>\n<\/span>In the dark but never stumbling,<br \/>\nthis time his gait dissolved<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"><br \/>\n<\/span>into a staccato of unresolved<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"><br \/>\n<\/span>teeny-weeny stammering steps.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"><br \/>\n<\/span>He took his dump, then thought of sex,<br \/>\nwent back to the sack where Dolly What<br \/>\n\u2018s-her-name waited with open arms and twat.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"><br \/>\n<\/span>Forgive the language. It\u2019s not HubCap talking<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"><br \/>\n<\/span>but me, Johnny. He don\u2019t target blue stockings.<br \/>\nHe\u2019s a true gentleman, though he can get raunchy<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"><br \/>\n<\/span>in songs, sometimes enough to offend an auntie.<\/p>\n<p>The next morning, elbowing into his bus-spenders,<br \/>\nHubcap got ready for an open-ender\u2026.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first time HupCap noticed it, his PD, he\u2019d got up to take a shit In the middle of the night. Used to fumbling In the dark but never stumbling, this time his gait dissolved into a staccato of unresolved teeny-weeny stammering steps. He took his dump, then thought of sex, went back to the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/first-lines\/inventory\/reminiscences-of-hubcap-by-johnny-leblanc\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Reminiscences of HubCap by Johnny LeBlanc&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":3496,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5905","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5905"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5911,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5905\/revisions\/5911"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}