{"id":6090,"date":"2026-10-30T01:47:07","date_gmt":"2026-10-30T08:47:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/?p=6090"},"modified":"2026-10-30T01:48:28","modified_gmt":"2026-10-30T08:48:28","slug":"portable-plug-in-electric-chair-1964","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/portable-plug-in-electric-chair-1964\/","title":{"rendered":"Portable Plug-in Electric Chair, 1964"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is no sleep in the calm<br \/>\ncommotion of dreams.<br \/>\nDoctors\u00a0probe my body with<br \/>\nslivers and saucers of steel.<br \/>\nPostmen take notes.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe this is my year<br \/>\nfor a new birthday suit.<br \/>\nThey are less daring than they look,<br \/>\nand no one knows what I know<br \/>\nabout my hands and balls and joints.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, these collapsable lapses,<br \/>\nthese fold-away faults.<\/p>\n<p>In the bargain basement<br \/>\nof my mind I find<br \/>\nmy portable plug-in electric chair.<\/p>\n<p>I squeal \u2014 and ignite.<br \/>\nAnd there is no sleep<br \/>\nin its ghastly light.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Another piece from \u00a0my Juvenilia caught my eye. \u00a0<\/em><i>Obviously, a tough year.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is no sleep in the calm commotion of dreams. Doctors\u00a0probe my body with slivers and saucers of steel. Postmen take notes. Maybe this is my year for a new birthday suit. They are less daring than they look, and no one knows what I know about my hands and balls and joints. Ah, these &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/portable-plug-in-electric-chair-1964\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Portable Plug-in Electric Chair, 1964&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-featured"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6090"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6090\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6093,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6090\/revisions\/6093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alteritas.net\/pastis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}